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... she looks like my foot.
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... she walked into Taco Bell and everyone headed for the border.
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... when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks.
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... people mistake her for your father.
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... she has to sneak up on a glass of water.
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... she goes to a beach and the ocean won't even wave at her.
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... she went into a Haunted House and came out with a job application.
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...she had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
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... they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
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... they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
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... Baywatch let her drown.
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... your father takes her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
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... when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
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... she turned Medusa to stone.
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... even Rice Krispies won't talk to her.
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... she made an onion cry.
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... people call her Lassie and feed her dog biscuits.
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... when she was born the nurse smacked her.
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... she makes blind children cry.
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... she pretends SHE's someone else when she has sex.
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... Bill Clinton wouldn't sleep with her.
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... when she got her sex change the surgeon had to flip a coin.
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... all clocks stopped ticking for half a minute after she was born.
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... the Dementor's Kiss was swapped out for a hearty handshake and a promise to give her a call sometime.
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... she is the Pentagon's secret weapon.
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... the elephant man paid to see her.
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... she put the Boogie Man out of business.
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... the local peeping-tom knocked on her door, and asked her to shut her blinds.
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... she got a prescription mirror.
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... she looked out her window and was arrested for indecent exposure.
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... Harry Potter gave her his Invisibility Cloak.
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... she didn't get hit with just the ugly stick, she got hit with the whole tree.
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... her parents had to feed her with a slingshot.
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... when she passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes.
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... her mom had to be drunk to breastfeed her.
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... her face is closed on weekends.
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... you have to put her in the kennel when we you go on vacation.
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... she threw a boomerang and it didn't come back.
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... she has to trick or treat over the phone.
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... when she comes to mind, the Thought Police show up.
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