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... she thought the computer screen saver was TV.
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... that when she jumped out of a window she went up.
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... she got hit by a parked car.
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... she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
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... it took her an hour to make minute rice.
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... she stayed up all night studying for her blood test.
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... she tripped over a cordless phone.
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... she got smacked by a statue.
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... she waited all day at a stop sign.
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... she tried to drown a goldfish.
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... she tried putting M&M's in alphabetical order.
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... she got fired from the M&M's factory for throwing out all of the W's.
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... she looked at an orange juice box for 2 days because it said "CONCENTRATE".
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... she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon.
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... she put a peep hole in a sliding glass door.
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... she got locked in a toilet and peed herself.
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... she sits on the tv and watches the couch.
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... she climbed over a glass wall to see what's on the other side.
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... she blinked and got lost.
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... when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice.
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... she bought a solar powered flashlight.
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... she sold the car for gas money.
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... when she heard 70% of all accidents occur at home, she moved.
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... she got fired from a blow-job.
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... someone told her drinks were on the house and she went to get a ladder.
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... when you stand beside her you can actually hear the ocean.
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... she lost her shadow when she was 10.
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... she got locked in Matress World and slept on the floor.
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... she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
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... she studied for a drug test.
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... she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
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... she threw a rock at the ground and missed.
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... she dipps milk into cookies.
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... when she hears about a serial killer she hides her Cheerios.
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... she invented a wheelchair with pedals.
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... she invented a glass hammer.
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... she thinks a quarterback is a refund.
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... she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
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... she failed a survey.
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... her brain cells are on the endangered species list.
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... she makes beep-noises when she backs up.
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... when there is an emergency, she dials 911 on the microwave.
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... she stared up at the sky all night waiting for the movie stars to come on.
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... she went outside with her purse because she heard there would be some change in the weather.
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... she got stabbed in a shoot-out.
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... she invented a waterproof teabag.
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... when she found a drug store, she called the police.
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... she doesn't know when the 5 o'clock news start.
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... she puts lipstick on her head to make-up her mind.
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... she sends voice-mail by yelling into a mailbox.
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... she puts 2 quarters in her ears to listen to 50 Cent.
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... she always tiptoes past the medicine cabinet because she doesn't want to wake the sleeping pills.
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... she burnt her ear when the phone rang while she was ironing.
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... you can make her laugh on a wednesday by telling her a joke on a monday.
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... it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
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... she uses a videocamera to record cable tv shows.
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... she put out the cigarette butt that was heating the house.
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... she read an audio book.
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... she stands up on an empty bus.
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... on fridays she sticks a battery up her anus and screams, "I got the power!"
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... she runs around the bed to catch sleep.
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... she went to the dentist to get Bluetooth.
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... she eats her food stamps.
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... went on Jeapordy and lost to George W. Bush.
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... she took a fish out of the water because she thought it was drowning.
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... she put money in the parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.
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