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Describe your experience as a boxer or wrestler:
- Pro
- College Level
- High School
- Hardly any experience
- No experience
How high can you kick?
- Under 3 feet
- Over 3 feet
Do you think you'd be able to lift someone or something very heavy over your head, spin them around and throw them several feet?
- No
- Maybe
- I can definitely do that!
If you got bear blood splattered in your eyes, would you be able to go on fighting?
- Sure
- It would be a handicap, but I think I'd manage somehow.
- No, that would be the end of the fight for me.
Are you part of any animal welfare organizations?
- Yes
- No
Have you been in a lot of fist fights in your life?
- No, none
- Once
- More than once
- More than three times
- More than five times
Have you ever received any martial arts training?
- Yes
- No
Do you have a lot of suppressed aggression? Do you sometimes feel the need to destroy something or hurt someone?
- Yes
- No
If you are an aggressive person, do you receive help in a help group?
- Yes
- No
Describe your style of fighting:
- Dirty. But I don't kick in the balls.
- Dirty. And I do kick in the balls.
- Clean.
Have you ever made love to a very fat person? [Insert your-mom-joke here.]
- Yes
- No
How tall are you?
- Very short
- Short
- Average height
- Rather tall
- Tall
Which of the following best describes your body type?
- Obese
- Fat
- Average
- Slim
- Well-built
- Muscular
Have you ever fought a dangerous animal (such as a pitbull with rabies or a velociraptor)?
- Yes
- No
Did the dangerous animal kick your ass and make you its bitch?
- Yes
- No
Has someone ever made you his/her bitch?
- Yes
- No

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Describe your experience as a boxer or wrestler:

How high can you kick?

Do you think you'd be able to lift someone or something very heavy over your head, spin them around and throw them several feet?

If you got bear blood splattered in your eyes, would you be able to go on fighting?

Are you part of any animal welfare organizations?

Have you been in a lot of fist fights in your life?

Have you ever received any martial arts training?

Do you have a lot of suppressed aggression? Do you sometimes feel the need to destroy something or hurt someone?

If you are an aggressive person, do you receive help in a help group?

Describe your style of fighting:

Have you ever made love to a very fat person? [Insert your-mom-joke here.]

How tall are you?

Which of the following best describes your body type?

Have you ever fought a dangerous animal (such as a pitbull with rabies or a velociraptor)?

Did the dangerous animal kick your ass and make you its bitch?

Has someone ever made you his/her bitch?

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