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How tall are you?
- Very short
- Short
- Average height
- Rather tall
- Tall
Which of the following best describes your body type?
- Obese
- Slightly obese
- Average
- Slim
- Well-built
- Muscular - You could mistake me for a body builder
- Body builder
Do you have any experience with wrestling?
- No
- Only a little
- Yes
Do you have any moral objections to fighting children?
- Yes, this is sick.
- No, none.
- I would feel slightly uncomfortable, but I could still live with myself afterwards.
- I would feel very uncomfortable and would ony do a little bit of punching. No more.
How high can you kick?
- Under 3 feet
- Over 3 feet
Have you been in a lot of fights?
- No, none.
- Once
- More than once
- More than three times
- More than five times
Have you ever received any martial arts training?
- Yes
- No
Can you see blood?
- Yes
- No
Do you have any experience fighting animals that travel in packs?
- Yes
- No
Describe your style of fighting:
- Dirty. But I don't kick in the balls.
- Dirty. And I do kick in the balls.
- Clean.
Would you be prepared to rip off one or two of a fat kid's arms and use them to attack another one?
- Yes
- No
Are you good at multi-tasking? Would you more likely go for one fat kid at a time or would you take them all at once?
- On at a time. And I'll enjoy every single one of them.
- All at once. Efficiency is the key here.
If a fat kid were to bite you (this is likely), how would you react?
- I'd bash his body against the nearest wall until he's stopped moving.
- I might panic a little.
- I'd bite back.
On a scale of 1 to 5, how calm (1) or how hot-tempered (5) are you?
- 1
- 2
- 3
- 4
- 5

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How tall are you?

Which of the following best describes your body type?

Do you have any experience with wrestling?

Do you have any moral objections to fighting children?

How high can you kick?

Have you been in a lot of fights?

Have you ever received any martial arts training?

Can you see blood?

Do you have any experience fighting animals that travel in packs?

Describe your style of fighting:

Would you be prepared to rip off one or two of a fat kid's arms and use them to attack another one?

Are you good at multi-tasking? Would you more likely go for one fat kid at a time or would you take them all at once?

If a fat kid were to bite you (this is likely), how would you react?

On a scale of 1 to 5, how calm (1) or how hot-tempered (5) are you?

Share this, there's enough for everyone. Also, note that social networks are addictive. Are you a Facebook junkie?

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